The Mayor Says These Are Ugly Little F#%kers

 

Yes, that was the first thing The Mayor said when he saw these German Chocolate Cupcakes -- "Wow -- those are ugly little f#%kers, aren't they?"

Then, when he tasted them, he said, "These aren't a patch on the coconut ones."

Well, great.  I'm taking in ugly, not-as-good-as-the-coconut ones, cupcakes to work.

And what's worse:  it now appears I have competition:

 

Someone ELSE is bringing in cupcakes on Monday morning -- complete with signage AND an arrow pointing to their own offerings.  My ugly little f#%kers are in the pink trays WITHOUT an arrow pointing to them.

The Town Tart is speechless.  I'm laughing, but I am speechless.

Comments

[Mayor]

Even though I did make the colorful comment about the look of the "Gut&Tag" Choc cupcakes, I did also point out that they tasted GREAT -- and even had one for breakfast this morning. Just wanted to point this out in case your fans think I'm not being supportive.
-- The-One-You-Call-The-Mayor.

[Andrea B.]

See, here's your angle: The competition doesn't have cute trays, so is innocently using her *cupcake pan* to transport and display. Steal her pan -- no more competition. I'm here to help. :)

[The Town Tart]

Andrea -- The Mayor suggested the very same thing! LOL! He said to find out who s/he is, hide the pan, that way s/he would have to email out "Has anyone seen my pan?"

[julia]

Your photo (of the competition) cracks me up. Are they serious? Same day, same item? Need it get ugly? BTW, brownie cupcakes with a dollop of cream cheese frosting are all the rage in SF (maybe here too, but when am I ever here to know?!). They are so incredible I could eat them till I get sick (and you know I don't have a sweet tooth)... anyway, maybe dig up a recipe for that and send the competition packing!